I'm crazy. What's your excuse?

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Hey there crazy readers, or crazy readers wanna be, or sane people! (and always –> o.O)

Today we’re gonna talk about a very important matter, which is how to escape from answering an awkward/personal, or just none of anybody’s business kind of questions.

So, whether you’re a kid, a teenager or an adult.. Everybody has to face one of these questions you don’t really like to answer. Some of us are quick “reactors”, which means they either find an excuse not to answer the question or just make up a lie to cover it up in no time. Others aren’t that quick or just don’t like to lie, and sometimes we’re just not that lucky to escape from the question! Especially if the interrogator is ¬†one of your parents, or worse, both.

So, as I’m writing this post I’ll try to think of some excuses/diversions:

  1. A lot of my answers to people that aren’t so close to me, or not, are “It’s personal”.
  2. Some of my reactions towards people that are close to me are “Why are you always asking me questions?” -get angry and start complaining- (or what ever you do best. That’s a great diversion)
  3. When I asked this on fb most said “Ignore them”. It’s not always possible, but maybe.. Unless you’re good at ignoring people.
  4. Some of my friends on fb actually said to just make “…………”. So when I asked how to make dots in real life, one answered I can mumble “dot dot dot” (He was joking). But actually that’s not so bad, you can try saying something weird, or funny or just distracting in any way, they’ll think you’re crazy and maybe you can laugh about it and run away before they remember the question.
  5. Pretend like you didn’t hear the question and run to the bathroom. (You might wanna stay for a while there.) Note: This option is not for the faint of heart!
  6. you have to have a plan B! Something that the interrogator is interested in, something they’re always talking about (If I had to chose a topic for my mom it’d totally be my neighbor or my Dad’s family.) So when they’re about to ask, execute immediately plan B!
  7. Pretend it reminds you of something tragic that happened to you. Just look down, put your hand on your head and say in a troubled voice: I don’t wanna talk about it. (Only works if you’re an expert in drama queening.)
  8. be creative, scream dramatically and run away to a bathroom or something, say that something inside your clothes stung you or burnt you or something.. (Just pinch yourself or what ever if they asked for a proof.) Note: this probably won’t work if you’re not dressed. And, DO NOT HURT YOURSELF! I will not be held responsible if you do.
  9. Last but not least, just be honest and say: It’s none of your business (rudely. I do not recommend that.) Or say it more politely: I’m sorry, I can’t give you an answer, Because I do not want to. (Again, be creative! You can be nicer..or not.)

You probably noticed that there’s only 9 ways/solutions, well I want you guys/girls to tell me how YOU escape from unwanted¬†questions.

I hope this helped. If not, then help me help you or just help yourselves!

By the way, do I talk (type) too much?

Anyway. Until next time,

Stay crazy!

Bye byez~

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