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Hey there crazy readers, or crazy readers wanna be, or sane people! (and always –> o.O)

Today we’re gonna talk about a very important matter, which is how to escape from answering an awkward/personal, or just none of anybody’s business kind of questions.

So, whether you’re a kid, a teenager or an adult.. Everybody has to face one of these questions you don’t really like to answer. Some of us are quick “reactors”, which means they either find an excuse not to answer the question or just make up a lie to cover it up in no time. Others aren’t that quick or just don’t like to lie, and sometimes we’re just not that lucky to escape from the question! Especially if the interrogator is  one of your parents, or worse, both.

So, as I’m writing this post I’ll try to think of some excuses/diversions:

  1. A lot of my answers to people that aren’t so close to me, or not, are “It’s personal”.
  2. Some of my reactions towards people that are close to me are “Why are you always asking me questions?” -get angry and start complaining- (or what ever you do best. That’s a great diversion)
  3. When I asked this on fb most said “Ignore them”. It’s not always possible, but maybe.. Unless you’re good at ignoring people.
  4. Some of my friends on fb actually said to just make “…………”. So when I asked how to make dots in real life, one answered I can mumble “dot dot dot” (He was joking). But actually that’s not so bad, you can try saying something weird, or funny or just distracting in any way, they’ll think you’re crazy and maybe you can laugh about it and run away before they remember the question.
  5. Pretend like you didn’t hear the question and run to the bathroom. (You might wanna stay for a while there.) Note: This option is not for the faint of heart!
  6. you have to have a plan B! Something that the interrogator is interested in, something they’re always talking about (If I had to chose a topic for my mom it’d totally be my neighbor or my Dad’s family.) So when they’re about to ask, execute immediately plan B!
  7. Pretend it reminds you of something tragic that happened to you. Just look down, put your hand on your head and say in a troubled voice: I don’t wanna talk about it. (Only works if you’re an expert in drama queening.)
  8. be creative, scream dramatically and run away to a bathroom or something, say that something inside your clothes stung you or burnt you or something.. (Just pinch yourself or what ever if they asked for a proof.) Note: this probably won’t work if you’re not dressed. And, DO NOT HURT YOURSELF! I will not be held responsible if you do.
  9. Last but not least, just be honest and say: It’s none of your business (rudely. I do not recommend that.) Or say it more politely: I’m sorry, I can’t give you an answer, Because I do not want to. (Again, be creative! You can be nicer..or not.)

You probably noticed that there’s only 9 ways/solutions, well I want you guys/girls to tell me how YOU escape from unwanted questions.

I hope this helped. If not, then help me help you or just help yourselves!

By the way, do I talk (type) too much?

Anyway. Until next time,

Stay crazy!

Bye byez~

Hey there crazy readers, or crazy readers wanna be, or sane people! (not to forget the o.O look)

I don’t know if you can tell, but I’m not the best person to give this advice. However, considering my “struggling” with sleep (especially during vacation) I think it’s acceptable if I give you one or two advices. I can’t promise it’s going to work for you, but it usually does for my. (that’s right, ‘usually’ Which means it’s not really permanent but it does last for a long while)

Well, I’m not gonna give you the name of a drug, or ingredients for a magical recipe (a.k.a. homemade drugs), I’m just going to tell you what I do. And here we go:

In the summer the night is very popular, that’s why no ones likes to sleep during it. And so, we mix night and day. We sleep during the day, stay awake the whole night and feel like we’ve been awake for a whole month carrying the universe on our backs.

Did you know that you can die from lack of sleep faster than you can die from hunger? Well, now you do.

So, to set my clock right here’s what I do every end of the summer:

  • I make sure to chose a night where I don’t feel like sleeping at all.
  • So, I stay awake until morning. It’s very very important to keep yourself busy during that time, because if you don’t you’ll get bored, sleepy and eventually give up and fall asleep. I can recommend taking a bath/shower (No bubble bath though, you can fall asleep and drown!) Water is a great way to keep you refreshed and open your eyes,You can also watch TV, go out, surf  the net.. Just be busy!

Sometimes when I feel tired I take a nap at around noon for a few hours (make sure to sleep for only two to three hours, or else all you hard work will go down the drain! Believe me, It happened to me before)

One thing I can tell you, is that this technique or what ever you wanna call it might not work the first time. Especially if  you’ve never done it before or it just has been too log since you’ve tried it the last time. So you can try it twice, just make sure that you get some rest before doing it again, ’cause it takes a lot of strength and awakeness. (that’s not a word lol)

Anyway, if this doesn’t work after a few attempts I recommend another way, which is trying to sleep an hour earlier every night.. You can also try listening to quiet music, or anything that relaxes you (like the sound of the rain..etc) you can find that online, even on youtube. Or you can see a doctor, and get his/her medical advice.

That’s all for this post, I hope it was useful to you. If not, I tried :p

I’d love to know how you guys organize you sleeping time, so leave me a comment telling me about it below.

Until next time,

Stay crazy!

bye byez~

Hello there crazy readers, or crazy readers wanna be, or sane people! (and again, o.O)

Today’s post will be mourning about the end of  our beloved summer vacation.

I honestly can’t believe it ended so fast. (or about to end, for me) I still remember finishing our last exams like it was yesterday, I didn’t even enjoy the beach like I should!

I think they should really consider prolonging it up to 06 months, or more… And I am only saying that because it’s in the best interest of everybody! I mean think about it, students will be mentally and physically more stimulated to go back to school and do their best not to FAIL! And teachers will stop complaining about how they hate their jobs that pays incredibly well, and how it’s so hard to be a teacher! And not just that, believe it or not! But kids’ allowance will drastically fall down! (just saying that for the parents.  Face it! We need to win them over)

It’s a Win-Win for everybody!

Anyway, since that probably won’t happen.. We’ll talk about something more cheerful like buying new stuff, and meeting up with friends!

We all have these awesome cool friends that we plan to have an awesome, epic summer with once school is over. But end up seeing them once or twice or not seeing them at all!

The fact is the best times go by very fast. And most of those time we’re busy being lazy and bored, so we end up wasting them at sleeping/feeling sleepy and tired like a cat. (I love cats)

So, I am actually a little excited to go back to school and see my dear, dear, awesome friends whom I freakishly miss very much!

That’s not the only thing I’m excited about, going back to school is one of these yearly events where you can spend a big amount of money on clothes and unnecessary supplies without having to argue with your parents about it.

So if you’re still mourning about the end of the vacation, don’t! Enjoy  the first weeks of school ad remember: There’s always another vacation in December 😀

That’s it for this post, I’d love to know how YOU guys deal with the end of vacation.

until next time,

Stay crazy!

bye byez~