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I was so inspired by the friend-zoning topic (It’s passed my bed time, and I usually get an adrenaline rush if  I’m not asleep by this time ) that I had to make another post about it (in the same nigh)t, and of course publish it later on after getting good responses about the ‘never ending’ first post. But I promise, this one is short, only Images I Googled:

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I don’t own any of these picture…

Apparently, I think I have to say that.

Anyway, I think I’ve said everything that needed to be in the last post. If you missed it, here’s the link https://crazybitlazybutproud.wordpress.com/2012/10/29/knowing-when-youre-being-friend-zoned-friend-ed/

That’s all for today.

Until next time,

Stay crazy!

Bye Byez~

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hey there crazies! I know. Pretty weird title right?

Sorry for not making a post in a while, I’ve been busy trying to survive this hard, cruel world! Being beaten everyday by this unfair hateful life, but I still have the time to come to you and try to draw a smile on your faces. A smile I couldn’t draw on mine.. Naah, just kidding! I’ve had a long first week of school.. Having a life really keeps you busy from the internet! :p

Well today’s post is interesting, and weird.

I got a cute little puppy last Friday, her name is Lily~  She’s an almost 4 months old adorable little white poodle.

I took her to the beach on Saturday. It turned out Lily was a bit afraid of the water, so giving her a bath wouldn’t be that easy. That’s why I thought if I’m with her while bathing her it would make her feel less nervous, it’s like what mommies do with their newborns.. And since I live in an apartment and we don’t have a yard I’d have to clean her up in the bathroom. So, I got in the tub got  her on my lap and started pouring some warm water on her..(usual dog bath.) Now, I don’t need to tell how to bathe your dog, I’m just going to give you the up and down sides of bathing with your dog:

Up sides:

less agitated dog.

-you get cleaned as well.

-your dog will be less afraid when seeing you get wet too, which would make them more comfortable when you’re bathing them next time.

-The more activities you do with your dog the better it is for your relationship together.

-A cleaner dog. Duh!

-You’ll get to have a nice hot bath after your dog’s turn’s done!

Down sides:

-You’ll smell like a dog if you don’t take a bath after bathing your dog.

-Your dog will probably shake to dry off, so you better be prepared to be very, very wet!

-if you have an agitated dog with long nails, there’s gonna be some scratching so you’d want to wear long clothes you wouldn’t mind getting wet.

Warnings:

-If you don’t wanna see a naked cat, don’t bathe your dog cuz that’s what you’ll get.

-I didn’t try this with any of my cats. If you want to, I advise you to wear thick pants and a long sleeves shirt, plus mask and gloves for protection.

-when it’s time to get your dog dried out you’d probably want to put them in a room where you wouldn’t mind having anything wet.. Because there’s gonna be a mess! Ofc if you already own/ed a dog, you know what I’m talking about.

-This is a post to help someone with a pet who’s scared of getting wet not a pervert who’s looking for some fun..

Well, that’s it for this post! I hope you liked it. One more thing, having a pet/s is a great thing! They’re super fun and cute, but its a big responsibility. So, for both your sake, be prepared for their trouble!

Until next time,

stay crazy

bye bye~

Hey there crazy readers, or crazy readers wanna be, or sane people! (and always –> o.O)

Today we’re gonna talk about a very important matter, which is how to escape from answering an awkward/personal, or just none of anybody’s business kind of questions.

So, whether you’re a kid, a teenager or an adult.. Everybody has to face one of these questions you don’t really like to answer. Some of us are quick “reactors”, which means they either find an excuse not to answer the question or just make up a lie to cover it up in no time. Others aren’t that quick or just don’t like to lie, and sometimes we’re just not that lucky to escape from the question! Especially if the interrogator is  one of your parents, or worse, both.

So, as I’m writing this post I’ll try to think of some excuses/diversions:

  1. A lot of my answers to people that aren’t so close to me, or not, are “It’s personal”.
  2. Some of my reactions towards people that are close to me are “Why are you always asking me questions?” -get angry and start complaining- (or what ever you do best. That’s a great diversion)
  3. When I asked this on fb most said “Ignore them”. It’s not always possible, but maybe.. Unless you’re good at ignoring people.
  4. Some of my friends on fb actually said to just make “…………”. So when I asked how to make dots in real life, one answered I can mumble “dot dot dot” (He was joking). But actually that’s not so bad, you can try saying something weird, or funny or just distracting in any way, they’ll think you’re crazy and maybe you can laugh about it and run away before they remember the question.
  5. Pretend like you didn’t hear the question and run to the bathroom. (You might wanna stay for a while there.) Note: This option is not for the faint of heart!
  6. you have to have a plan B! Something that the interrogator is interested in, something they’re always talking about (If I had to chose a topic for my mom it’d totally be my neighbor or my Dad’s family.) So when they’re about to ask, execute immediately plan B!
  7. Pretend it reminds you of something tragic that happened to you. Just look down, put your hand on your head and say in a troubled voice: I don’t wanna talk about it. (Only works if you’re an expert in drama queening.)
  8. be creative, scream dramatically and run away to a bathroom or something, say that something inside your clothes stung you or burnt you or something.. (Just pinch yourself or what ever if they asked for a proof.) Note: this probably won’t work if you’re not dressed. And, DO NOT HURT YOURSELF! I will not be held responsible if you do.
  9. Last but not least, just be honest and say: It’s none of your business (rudely. I do not recommend that.) Or say it more politely: I’m sorry, I can’t give you an answer, Because I do not want to. (Again, be creative! You can be nicer..or not.)

You probably noticed that there’s only 9 ways/solutions, well I want you guys/girls to tell me how YOU escape from unwanted questions.

I hope this helped. If not, then help me help you or just help yourselves!

By the way, do I talk (type) too much?

Anyway. Until next time,

Stay crazy!

Bye byez~