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Hey there crazy people! Sorry I haven’t made a post in about 3 long weeks! Why? I forgot. Well, that’s in the past. I’m here now, with a brand new post where I not only  tell some annoying facts about being an internet user, but also share my own experience about it!

Anyway, to be honest I had no idea whatsoever what to write about! I was just hoping that as I go on, a good idea would magically fall into my head. Yeah, I’m superstitious like that!

Since you’re reading this it means I found my post idea. Internet Bluffing!

There’s those amazingly BAD liars who make up a fairy tale where they’re either playing Cinderella:

Poor orphan, whom people hate and badly treat. A suffering prince/ss charming..

Or Bat-Man:

A cool, handsome dude/ss who helps and saves people from dangerous situations and everybody seems to love.

It’s not that I don’t believe that people like that exist, it’s just that there are some people who seriously SUCK at lying. I mean I feel embarrassed for them… So, they better get real!

The most famous, if not only place where people’s lives are like fairy tales (After TV of course) Is the one and only INTERNET! People think because they’re not having eye contacts with you, they can lie better. Well, they should think again!

There’s one friend on a social media site whom used to tell me the most ridiculous lies ever! Before I tell you some of his extraordinary life events, keep in mind that I had him and his supposedly “cousin” as friends. Here’s what he used to say:

-I have a cousin who recently got out of the hospital after a long coma caused by heart break..

In both account, him and “his cousin” had the same pics (as in same dude.) in their albums. And seriously, coma from heart break? Please! You can do better.

-Me and my cousin are actually twin brothers, but our parents hid that fact..

I was like: Couldn’t you tell that you look a lot like each other?

-No his hair was dyed blond and had blue eye contacts..

I was like: He doesn’t look blond with blue eyes in his pics..

-More and more ridiculous lies..-

So, to prevent myself from having a heart attack or going insane I just went along with what ever he said..

One thing I respect about good liars, is that they work hard on perfectioning their lies and take the time to make them believable. It’s actually disrespectful to tell such a stupid lie and expect me to believe it!

Anyway, there’s another type of bad liars: Intention seekers:

A terribly sick person who can die any second, but didn’t tell you about it earlier because s/he didn’t want to make you sad.. (Or any other scenario that includes an unbelievable fatal disease.)

This is exactly what happened to my friend. She was talking to someone who’s using her friend’s account and said that her friend was sick and had this lung disease which made him faint a lot and could kill him. It was inherited from his father whom died too, He said.

What that poor dude IGNORED is that the disease he mention (Pseudomonas) Is not an inherited lung disease, it’s an Infectious disease. He obviously never heard of Wikipedia!

I can go on and on talking about all the lies we’re being told everyday online or in real life, but that would take forever ’cause some people seriously have NOTHING better to do. Now, I’m not judging but if you’re one of those people, Just stop! You’re wasting your time and others’… If your life isn’t the way you want it, lying about it won’t make it better. But working on it will! So, for God’s sake, get lying lessons! Or a life! And if it makes you feel any better, a whole blog post was dedicated to you!

It’s all for this post, people.

Until next time,

Stay Crazy!

Bye Byez~